Baffled police investigating the activities of Puppy Smugglers in Hong Kong have found a direct link to an underground information sharing cell with the notorious Cat Burglars of Copenhagen, funded by Beijing. Police issued the puzzled statement on Thursday, linking these two groups as part of a conspiracy to destroy Western values, noting similarities between the Puppy-Smuggler Cat-Burglar 'Cell' and the sharing of nuclear secrets between Iran and North Korea in terms of generating world paranoia on an otherwise boring day..
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