I Don't Like Bill Shorten

I don't like him. It's nothing personal. I've never met Bill but when I look at him and hear what he has to say the image that comes to mind is that of a nasty little toad. A queue jumper. Someone who would go around being rude to a girl in a pie shop because she didn't realise how important he was. Just some kind of prize prick, really. I just don't like Bill Shorten. Enough said. I'm not going to make a big issue of it, or even a shorten issue...I just don't like him. I think he's odious. Anyway, I just felt I needed to say that..