Wednesday, 29 May 2013

The First Few Pages of My Thin Gaunt Yet Great Novel: The Matter Stream


The Matter Stream











John Wang-Fitzpatrick


 

 

 

 

 

 

For Phil of Luxor

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 With thanks to Mr Kawabata

 


Note:

I couldn’t have finished this story without the direct intervention of a much more reasonable Jesus; and also without Toyota; especially their large range of well-priced and trouble-free small commercial vans.

  • The Very Reverend Dr Father John Rush PhD.

 

The cover photo needs to be one that isn’t copyrighted, but it’s the kind of photo that would be best.


 

Part One

 

 

 

“I want to go to Brussels!” He sprouted.

That’s what I wanted the first line of the book to be; but not this book. In light of what happened I guess it makes some sense now to have it at the start of The Matter Stream book simply because I was considering the line, and chuckled, when the cross-bow ‘went off’ and I killed the priest.  

It wasn’t my best day as a kids’ book writer, but then, it wasn’t my worst day either. For the priest I suppose it was a cunt of a day but we’ll get to that day, and to him, all in good time.

The thing that takes up a lot of my waking time, and even sleeping time now, is my home, the Orange Gate house. It’s a place where I am happy and comfortable. Everyone I’ve ever known, at all their different ages, comes and goes. I live here from Monday to Friday, mostly.

I know every inch of this home; I know all the rooms, all the light and the shade. I know the floors, the cupboards, and every large and even every small space in the kitchen. I have my thirty year old convertible car there in the single garage, and my new motorbike, and my ageless bicycle. They all just fit.  

I like German, Japanese and Italian machines, although the bicycle is Chinese. It’s the famous Flying Pagan brand, made last year in Shanghai from Argentine iron fuelled by Australian coal and perfected by the cool Cantonese artisans of Southern China. I’ve always liked China and yet I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because they make such good bicycles.

The Flying Pagan bicycle is black and shiny and has chrome bits, and mud covers; one gear, and a tray at the back, and a bell, and dynamo lights, front and back. It’s heavy and perfect and it is the tallest, most righteous and most proper of all bicycles. It’s what I like to call ‘irrepressible’. It is the People’s bicycle.

Should there ever be a nuclear attack here, which is highly unlikely, it will not be the cockroach that survives it all, nor will it be me, or Phil, but I’m pretty sure it will be the Flying Pagan. After the nuclear attack, you just put on a couple of new tubes and tyres, and off you go, riding along with your blue strontium halo.

I like to have these vehicles of delight but hardly ever use any of them especially during the week because I prefer to just go for small walks in the yard. I like to see how my orange trees are growing every day.  Sometimes I take Phil for a wander around the writer’s block of seven small houses here.

All the house yards are very small. They are all separate houses but they are really more like townhouses, I guess, but they are all on ground level. They are on narrow blocks with a sizeable front courtyard and very small back and side areas only around five feet wide. Most of the neighbours’ houses have tropical yards full of tall palms and are totally over-stuffed with flowering shrubs, hanging baskets of ferns, and all the natural fertility and rushed, passionate, exuberance that comes with living in the tropics. The whole place just goes crazy in spasms of warm wet joy for months.

My front yard is different. It is mostly a terracotta flat expanse (and there’s a good reason for that). When looking into the front yard from the house step, towards the gate, there’s a small swimming pool on the left, squeezed between the front of the house and the garage, with orange trees around the perimeter of the whole yard. It’s un-tropical; I guess; almost dry-Spanish/Arabic.

Inside the house I have the hefty Sumo air conditioner set to 23 degrees, and, it’s silent. It’s great. The air conditioner is a big one and is in the roof, piping down those 23 degrees into one room or into all rooms dependent upon a small dial in each, just near the light switch. It’s a very modern house, and squat, but it’s good in the way that some modern things can be good. Being kind of new, it has not been lived in for aeons so, of course, it has no abiding soul or presence, but it will do. Phil, Andromeda and I lend our presence to it for now. If you had to give the ‘space’ a modernistic architectural style-name you could call it Post-Mexican/Concrete Tibetan-Drivel Block. Fortunately it would only take ten years for the unrestrained rhythm of the jungle to take it all back.

During the hot humid days Monday to Friday I am usually in my Orange Gate house either busily editing manuscripts or sleeping or wondering what to eat. So if you ask me where I am in my mind, and what I am doing with my life, it may take me a minute or two to come back and answer. You are in my home too but in my home we do not need to speak to each other about such things.

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