The Papal Investigation into Wild Sex Claims took an important step today in being authorised to use Strike Force Jets and Drones to surgically bomb Magistrate Courts across Italy to rid the country of Sex Offenders and, indeed, corrupt Magistrates. Cardinal Silvio said he would personally take the control of Drones in support of Justice from his palatial villa in Tuscany..."I will do the Night Shift" he said... "I don't care if I have to take out every Judge and Magistrate in Italy in collateral damage, I assure you we will eventually be free of this scourge within the Church and the social corruption attacking the Vatican!"
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