Wednesday 22 May 2013

Deadly Muslim Sex Tryst in Deep Space Shocks Queen! Police Baffled! Papparazzi Gaoled as Misfired North Korean Al Jazeera Comet Hits Woy Woy.! Picture Page 3.

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Yes as soon as blog entries become less extreme, the readership drops off quickly, profoundly...I guess this explains a lot about media in general really.
I'll see how the by-line: "Shock! Horror! Murdoch Dies of Shame! Picture P3. Your Astrology Cooking Tips P38." pans out.

I recall, years ago, reading a study of headlines and the most read journal articles were those that included in the headlines:
Royal. Sex. Murder. Shock.
which was why the Headline: Headless Body in Topless Bar Horror did so well.
Now, if it was only Royal Horror Sex Murder Shock: Headless Body in Topless Bar. Police Puzzled
Hmmm, might try that one and report the internet traffic flow.
Police Puzzled also goes down well.
Old tricks are the best tricks.
Or: Deadly Sex Tryst in Space Shocks Queen?
Al Jazeera Comet Approaching Woy Woy NSW, Australia
 
Senior Policeman Baffled.

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