John Fitzpatrick. About New China, the Koreas, Myanmar, Thailand, and also about Japanese and Chinese writers and poets. The main emphasis is on North Asia and the political tectonics of this very important, powerful, and many-peopled area.
Wednesday, 29 May 2013
Hacked ASIO Blueprints for sale on E-Bay and Weibo Websites for US$19.95 + postage and handling! Other News: Funding for Gonski and NDIS finalised! And... Why No One Likes Bill Shorten Much
Today's Headlines:
The Small 'Enemy Combatant' Female Asian Property Developer being investigated by ASIO, ASIS and Defence Signals Directorate said today that she hacked into the ASIO database using a very tiny machete... & that Bill Shorten told her to do it; and that she did so because he was "...so scary and mean. I just don't like him!" She said, and then ran off, skipping. ASIO noted that they were baffled.
Photo of Enemy Combatant at large:
Leaked Documents from the Australian Prime Minister to the Treasurer note that the National Disability Insurance Scheme will be funded by a tax on School Children, and that the Gonski Education Reforms will be funded by a tax on Disabled People at University. Developmental Funding Grants to Gina Reinhart will be funded by a new tax on people with dementia using her ATMs.
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