Ab Rocket Twister Exercise Device Model IV kills 75,000 innocent exercisers in 3 minutes in India!
Without improving their abdominal oblique muscles at all!
Government calls for Inquiry to ensure Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee is Genuine, whilst suspecting young female Asian Property Developer seen at the factory site.
The Indian Government's Minister for Exercise Machine Inspections and Culture, Mr Kareem Inma Kofi said that he was very distressed by this occurrence.
He added that he was even more distressed by the fact that people could buy two for the price of one.
"What kind of clever young female Asian Property Developer was behind all this?" He sighed.
He noted, off camera to reporters "I have my suspicions about China."
Without improving their abdominal oblique muscles at all!
Government calls for Inquiry to ensure Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee is Genuine, whilst suspecting young female Asian Property Developer seen at the factory site.
The Indian Government's Minister for Exercise Machine Inspections and Culture, Mr Kareem Inma Kofi said that he was very distressed by this occurrence.
He added that he was even more distressed by the fact that people could buy two for the price of one.
"What kind of clever young female Asian Property Developer was behind all this?" He sighed.
He noted, off camera to reporters "I have my suspicions about China."
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