Friday, 31 May 2013

China's Ambitious Plans for its huge reserves/ BBC

China's ambitious plans for its huge reserves


 

Yuan notes and 100 dollar bill What plans does China have for its huge currency reserves


Is it possible to have too much of a good thing?

I ask, because while so many Western governments spend sleepless nights worrying about the size of their trade deficits, China has the opposite problem.

Thanks to its export success, China is the world's largest holder of foreign exchange reserves. Those reserves are growing all the time and currently stand at a record $3.44 trillion.

That's $3,440,000,000,000 if you want all the zeros, or basically the size of the entire German economy.

What's in the reserves is a state secret, but a report in the China Securities Journal a few years ago revealed that 65% was held in dollars, 26% in euros, 5% in pounds and 3% in yen.

The Chinese are the largest holder of US government debt after the US central bank, the Federal Reserve. They also own European government debt, but perhaps not as many bonds from those troubled countries on the periphery as the eurozone governments would like to see.

During the height of the euro crisis the single currency would rise with every indication, sign, hint or vague rumour that China was planning to buy euro area bonds.

You might think that a trade surplus the size of China's would be good news. But according to People's Bank of China officials such as Deputy Governor Yi Gang, it's actually posing problems because of the fixed exchange rate.
Challenges
Holding reserves is a way to protect a country's currency from attack, as selling reserves can help sustain the value of a currency. It's a lesson that central banks learned after the Asian financial crisis.

Real estate fair in Beijing, file photo Large reserves lead to price rises, including housing

For China, the yuan floats within a narrow band of 1% on either side of a peg, so reserves are helpful. But it's unclear how much a country really needs.

It's not just a worry that the US dollar or euro will depreciate. The concern is also due to reserves contributing too much cash in the economy. That's leading to price rises, including in housing.

When a central bank accumulates reserves, it prints cash (yuan) to buy the dollars, euros, pounds and yen that it adds to its reserves. To prevent that cash from generating inflation (imagine if China added $3.4tn of cash to its $8tn economy), the central bank "sterilises" its actions by withdrawing the equivalent amount of cash from the economy.

It does this by paying interest on money that commercial banks deposit back at the central bank, so encouraging them to leave their cash there.

Sterilisation tends to be incomplete, as banks may want to earn a better return elsewhere instead of parking money at the central bank.

China does it better than most since it has a largely state-owned banking system which tends to do what it's told. Nevertheless, the reserves are still a source of excess money or liquidity.
What China wants
Samsung stand at a recent trade fair China wants to build global companies like South Korea's Samsung

Compounding the problem is the worry that the central bank may not be earning a great return on those reserves, as the yields (or interest rates) on US and European government bonds are low.

So, instead, China is using its reserves to finance overseas investment. China wants to buy real assets - like ports, utilities, natural resources, technology and financial companies.

This has two benefits for the Chinese.

As well as the hope that real companies will earn better returns than financial instruments, it also helps them to achieve a larger economic goal - to build Chinese multinational companies.
China's 'going out' policy
Globally competitive firms could help China raise its technological capacity and productivity. That is key to sustaining economic growth. China would like to follow the example of other countries that have become rich - like South Korea or Taiwan - and develop successful global brands like Samsung and HTC.

This was China's aim when it launched the "going global" or "going out" policy in 2000. The first ever commercial overseas investment was in 2003-04 in Europe when the Chinese firm TCL bought France's Thomson brand. Since then, outward foreign direct investment has grown exponentially and reached record levels.

China FDI Chinese direct investment abroad 1982-2010 (US$bn) Source: IMF

Last December was also the first time in which monthly data showed the amount invested overseas exceeded inward investment. That switch is typically an indicator of a country reaching a level of economic development.

State-owned enterprises have invested overseas for more than three decades and will continue to do so. China's state-owned firm, State Grid, the world's largest utility company, has just announced a second foray into Australia's energy market.

But the outward investment is diverse. It isn't just resources and energy. The largest regions for investment are other parts of Asia, followed by Latin America and then Europe.

China's overseas investment

Region Total Largest recipient of investment
Source: IMF Stock of overseas direct investment (end 2011)
Asia $303.4bn Hong Kong ($262bn)
Latin America $55.2bn Cayman Islands ($21.7bn)
Europe $24.5bn Russia ($3.8bn)
Africa $16.2bn South Africa ($4.1bn)
North America $13.5bn US ($9bn)
Oceania $12bn Australia ($11bn)

Chinese firms have to receive permission to invest overseas, as the country still controls capital movements. Thus, Chinese investments are driven by what can almost be described as "competitive disadvantage". That is, they invest where the Chinese economy needs bolstering.

So, it's not just resources but also technology and higher valued services - which is why the countries receiving the most investment (excepting places like Hong Kong or the Cayman Islands) are Australia, Singapore and the United States.

However, Chinese investment is not always popular in the countries receiving it. State-financed investment can generate a political backlash, as has been seen in Australia and the United States.

Plus, private Chinese firms can find it challenging to operate due to a lack of transparency as to what is state and what is private. This suggests an important area of reform for China, which is to make it clearer the sources of financing for its overseas deals and the ownership of Chinese companies.
Problem solves itself
Chances are, China won't be running the large trade surpluses of the past.

Last year, the surplus fell to less than 3% of GDP from the over 10% reached before the 2008 global financial crisis. They won't sell as much to overseas markets as those economies slowly recover, so China is unlikely to accumulate reserves to the same extent as before.

It also means that it will be more important for Chinese overseas investment to be accepted since China will rely more on having productive and competitive multinational firms to grow. And those firms may increasingly need to raise financing on a more competitive basis.

What is clear that we will see Chinese companies increasingly on the global stage. Their success will matter not only for the companies, but also for the country's continuing growth.

 

Thursday, 30 May 2013

ASTRAL WEEKS: Van Morrison - Live At The Hollywood Bowl


Van Morrison Behind The Ritual BBC Four Sessions/for my wife


My Sweet Life On Earth/ Behind the Ritual, You Find the Spiritual




The View From Here


Turtle House World Media Headlines: New Rock Carvings in Nepal Reveal the Truth of World Religions...Breaking News.....



An etching in igneous rock, discovered by the world renown Professor Kareem Inma Kofi, in Nepal last Monday, indicates the beginning of intelligent thought on Earth... Prof Kofi said he had spent 300 years looking for this evidence, etched in stone, written in Sanskrit Tibetan Mayan Swahili coupled with the Indigenous Rock Languages of North Eastern Australia.

"In the Beginning there was the Word, and then there were the Wankers..."

Hacked ASIO Blueprints for sale on E-Bay and Weibo Websites are now Available for download from Murdoch Media and iTunes for $3.99 for the complete set

The architect who drew up the plans for the new Canberra secret ASIO building, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi,  noted that it is the only building he knows of "designed and built totally with, and upon, Advanced Weaponised Active Stealth Technology Echelon (AWASTE), and that it doesn't matter who has the building plans for it because no one knows where the actual building is; just 27 kms North West of the Capital, on Jim MacNamara's property, near the sheep shed...you can see the footprint quite clearly on Google Earth..."
He said "So far only 3 micro-light gliders and seven sheep have hit the invisible building and died anyway, and it's probably about time someone buried the bodies with some decorum. I guess, in many ways this was Australia's 9/11...although not so grandiose...it was probably a bit more like a small 7/11, I guess...the kind of place you go to for cigarettes, chocolate, and mosquito coils at 3a.m....but it does bring up the possibility that the Twin Towers in New York, because of their mirror glassy structures, were totally invisible to the planes that crashed into them anyway. They were just planes trying to find some decent landing in America, anyway, that's the truth of it...the rest is advertising."
Pictures:
Twin Towers, New York







Picture Below: ASIO and Direct Signals Directorate Even More Secret Buildings, on MacNamara's Farm, Canberra, being hit by idiot micro-light sheep farmers last Tuesday.








Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Indigenous Japanese Minority and WW2 'Comfort Women"Granted Full Land Ownership of Fukushima District in Land Rights Breakthrough!


The current Japanese Prime Minister, Mr Abe, said he was sorry about the past but hoped that the Land Grant of Fukushima District in someway made up for past crimes against the somewhat disgraced and disreputable old women, and the Japanese indigenous minority as well.

"Fukushima District is a place of profound, glowing spiritual power, and will remain so for thousands of years. We should have done this a few years ago....that's my only regret." Mr Abe's voice then became a whisper, choked with emotion.

Mr Abe noted that, with the Land Rights Grant would come the construction of a spectacular National Sea Amusement Park, with one hundred boutique restaurants constructed from environmentally safe non-toxic tsunami rubbish surrounding a very large off-shore Whale Sanctuary with large nets to keep the whales safe in Fukushima Bay.








Hacked ASIO Blueprints for sale on E-Bay and Weibo Websites for US$19.95 + postage and handling! Other News: Funding for Gonski and NDIS finalised! And... Why No One Likes Bill Shorten Much

Today's Headlines:
  • The Small 'Enemy Combatant' Female Asian Property Developer being investigated by ASIO, ASIS and Defence Signals Directorate said today that she hacked into the ASIO database using a very tiny machete... & that Bill Shorten told her to do it; and that she did so because he was "...so scary and mean. I just don't like him!" She said, and then ran off, skipping. ASIO noted that they were baffled.
Photo of Enemy Combatant at large:


  • Leaked Documents from the Australian Prime Minister to the Treasurer note that the National Disability Insurance Scheme will be funded by a tax on School Children, and that the Gonski Education Reforms will be funded by a tax on Disabled People at University. Developmental Funding Grants to Gina Reinhart will be funded by a new tax on people with dementia using her ATMs.

The First Few Pages of My Thin Gaunt Yet Great Novel: The Matter Stream


The Matter Stream











John Wang-Fitzpatrick


 

 

 

 

 

 

For Phil of Luxor

______________________________           

 With thanks to Mr Kawabata

 


Note:

I couldn’t have finished this story without the direct intervention of a much more reasonable Jesus; and also without Toyota; especially their large range of well-priced and trouble-free small commercial vans.

  • The Very Reverend Dr Father John Rush PhD.

 

The cover photo needs to be one that isn’t copyrighted, but it’s the kind of photo that would be best.


 

Part One

 

 

 

“I want to go to Brussels!” He sprouted.

That’s what I wanted the first line of the book to be; but not this book. In light of what happened I guess it makes some sense now to have it at the start of The Matter Stream book simply because I was considering the line, and chuckled, when the cross-bow ‘went off’ and I killed the priest.  

It wasn’t my best day as a kids’ book writer, but then, it wasn’t my worst day either. For the priest I suppose it was a cunt of a day but we’ll get to that day, and to him, all in good time.

The thing that takes up a lot of my waking time, and even sleeping time now, is my home, the Orange Gate house. It’s a place where I am happy and comfortable. Everyone I’ve ever known, at all their different ages, comes and goes. I live here from Monday to Friday, mostly.

I know every inch of this home; I know all the rooms, all the light and the shade. I know the floors, the cupboards, and every large and even every small space in the kitchen. I have my thirty year old convertible car there in the single garage, and my new motorbike, and my ageless bicycle. They all just fit.  

I like German, Japanese and Italian machines, although the bicycle is Chinese. It’s the famous Flying Pagan brand, made last year in Shanghai from Argentine iron fuelled by Australian coal and perfected by the cool Cantonese artisans of Southern China. I’ve always liked China and yet I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because they make such good bicycles.

The Flying Pagan bicycle is black and shiny and has chrome bits, and mud covers; one gear, and a tray at the back, and a bell, and dynamo lights, front and back. It’s heavy and perfect and it is the tallest, most righteous and most proper of all bicycles. It’s what I like to call ‘irrepressible’. It is the People’s bicycle.

Should there ever be a nuclear attack here, which is highly unlikely, it will not be the cockroach that survives it all, nor will it be me, or Phil, but I’m pretty sure it will be the Flying Pagan. After the nuclear attack, you just put on a couple of new tubes and tyres, and off you go, riding along with your blue strontium halo.

I like to have these vehicles of delight but hardly ever use any of them especially during the week because I prefer to just go for small walks in the yard. I like to see how my orange trees are growing every day.  Sometimes I take Phil for a wander around the writer’s block of seven small houses here.

All the house yards are very small. They are all separate houses but they are really more like townhouses, I guess, but they are all on ground level. They are on narrow blocks with a sizeable front courtyard and very small back and side areas only around five feet wide. Most of the neighbours’ houses have tropical yards full of tall palms and are totally over-stuffed with flowering shrubs, hanging baskets of ferns, and all the natural fertility and rushed, passionate, exuberance that comes with living in the tropics. The whole place just goes crazy in spasms of warm wet joy for months.

My front yard is different. It is mostly a terracotta flat expanse (and there’s a good reason for that). When looking into the front yard from the house step, towards the gate, there’s a small swimming pool on the left, squeezed between the front of the house and the garage, with orange trees around the perimeter of the whole yard. It’s un-tropical; I guess; almost dry-Spanish/Arabic.

Inside the house I have the hefty Sumo air conditioner set to 23 degrees, and, it’s silent. It’s great. The air conditioner is a big one and is in the roof, piping down those 23 degrees into one room or into all rooms dependent upon a small dial in each, just near the light switch. It’s a very modern house, and squat, but it’s good in the way that some modern things can be good. Being kind of new, it has not been lived in for aeons so, of course, it has no abiding soul or presence, but it will do. Phil, Andromeda and I lend our presence to it for now. If you had to give the ‘space’ a modernistic architectural style-name you could call it Post-Mexican/Concrete Tibetan-Drivel Block. Fortunately it would only take ten years for the unrestrained rhythm of the jungle to take it all back.

During the hot humid days Monday to Friday I am usually in my Orange Gate house either busily editing manuscripts or sleeping or wondering what to eat. So if you ask me where I am in my mind, and what I am doing with my life, it may take me a minute or two to come back and answer. You are in my home too but in my home we do not need to speak to each other about such things.

Shocking Act

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.
Sandra Bernhard

A Remarkable Quote from Lawrence Durrell.

“What are stars but points in the body of God where we insert the healing needles of our terror and longing?”
Lawrence Durrell

A few beautiful lines of perfect prose by Lawrence Durrell from the first Book: Justine, from The Alexandria Quartet

I am thinking back to the time when for the four of us the known world hardly existed; days became simply the spaces between dreams, spaces between the shifting floors of time, of acting, of living out the topical . . . A tide of meaningless affairs nosing along the dead level of things, entering no climate, leading us nowhere, demanding of us nothing but the impossible—that we should be.

I Don't Like Bill Shorten

I don't like him. It's nothing personal. I've never met Bill but when I look at him and hear what he has to say the image that comes to mind is that of a nasty little toad. A queue jumper. Someone who would go around being rude to a girl in a pie shop because she didn't realise how important he was. Just some kind of prize prick, really. I just don't like Bill Shorten. Enough said. I'm not going to make a big issue of it, or even a shorten issue...I just don't like him. I think he's odious. Anyway, I just felt I needed to say that..

There's such a Wonderful Saxophone solo by LEO GREEN in this song, about 1 minute 45 seconds into it. Breathtaking.Van Morrison - The Healing Game - live 1997


Another One of Those Good Days on the Third Stone From the Sun

"When it's not always raining there'll be days like this
When there's no one complaining there'll be days like this
When everything falls into place like the flick of a switch
Well my mama told me there'll be days like this"

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

ASIO Blueprint Theft Part of Property Deal by NSW Labor Party Arbib

Mr Tony Abbott mentioned in Parliament today that "It appears the hacking and theft of information from ASIO regarding the blue prints of it's new building are part of a property deal between a Mr Arbib and a Mr McDonald of the NSW ALP Right. The plans were for certain people in the ALP to be given the property itself for $1.00AU, with the Asian Female Property Developer being secretly employed as the Conveyancer of the property deal". The Lawyers organising the deal, Gillard, Reinhart and Waterhouse, denied the accusation in a leaked in email carried by the Hacker and neatly put in the litter bin.
Apparently under the building site, the geological surveys indicate a high yield containing many millions of gaseous litres of Coal Seam Gas.

Re ASIO Building Blueprints Hacked by China Government Spy! Photos of Chinese Hacker passing on secret information to Asian female property developer



Sunday, 26 May 2013

Cardinal Silvio Authorised to use European Drones to Target Sex Offenders in Italian Magistrates Courts


The Papal Investigation into Wild Sex Claims took an important step today in being authorised to use Strike Force Jets and Drones to surgically bomb Magistrate Courts across Italy to rid the country of Sex Offenders and, indeed, corrupt Magistrates. Cardinal Silvio said he would personally take the control of Drones in support of Justice from his palatial villa in Tuscany..."I will do the Night Shift" he said... "I don't care if I have to take out every Judge and Magistrate in Italy in collateral damage, I assure you we will eventually be free of this scourge within the Church and the social corruption attacking the Vatican!"



Saturday, 25 May 2013

Female Chinese Property Developer Photographed Running from Shaolin Temple Following US Drone Crash!

The US Drone crashing after being hit 'mid-ships' by a Chinese Nunchaku Rocket fired from Shaolin Temple.


The Suspect Female Asian property Developer Photographed Leaving Shaolin Temple soon after

 
 

US Drone Brought Down over Shaolin by Secret Chinese Nunchaku Rocket

US Drone hit and brought down by thrown nunchaku weapon above Shaolin Temple in Southern China.
US Airforce spokesman noted 'It was an older model Drone and we are still investigating. We do have some suspicions about China but at this time nothing ..um...factual.

Older Model Drone Destroyed over China

Secret Nunchaku Aerial Assault Rocket

Related Article: US Drones 'take out' suspected Danish Pastry Shop Mastermind. Photo Supports Rationale for Drone Attack -Advises US Sec of State Kerry


 
 
White House sources note that the Link between Hong Kong Puppy Smugglers and Cat Burglars of Copenhagen has been  'neutralised' in an apparently unexpected shock late morning Drone Attack in the downtown pastry shop district of the capital of Denmark.
Local police were puzzled for some hours as the attack happened at morning tea time.

Pope Francis Appoints Secular Cardinal As Ethics Adviser to Vatican in Wake of Sex Claims.

In a short statement released today, Cardinal Silvio said he would be having a large and  informal gathering regarding this issue for the Church at a spectacular villa in Tuscany this weekend.
"As many of my friends will know, I have an aversion to Tuscany due to my long standing battle with Terra Cotta Nervosa, but I believe the work of the Church in uncovering these immoral sex crimes must be pursued with passion and vigour. There will be no hiding place. Everyone involved will be uncovered."

Under Deep Cover Chinese Government Spies move into Hong Kong Apartment Complex to Cause Trouble -Photo

The Turtle House brings you the News the others just won't report...

Baffled police investigating the activities of Puppy Smugglers in Hong Kong have found a direct link to an underground information sharing cell with the notorious Cat Burglars of Copenhagen, funded by Beijing. Police issued the puzzled statement on Thursday, linking these two groups as part of a conspiracy to destroy Western values, noting similarities between the Puppy-Smuggler Cat-Burglar 'Cell' and the sharing of nuclear secrets between Iran and North Korea in terms of generating world paranoia on an otherwise boring day..


 

About God/ Noting the recent statement by the Pope of the Catholics that there should be no real problem for good atheists in getting to heaven

One can spend a lifetime in pursuit of God through or outside the various religions and the good scientific atheists will agree that it is impossible to prove the non-existence of God anyway...it's a crazy thing to try to do.

Should there be a God, and I highly doubt the existence of a personal God who is always in our hearts and minds, even though it would be kind of nice if one existed, for life is sometimes very lonely, albeit just a loving God who never interferes etc...but if one does exist then I would expect such a being to be rather bright and open-minded.
     
Yes, bright and open minded and generally happy with the work done, with a broad sense of humour, although noting some big errors of judgment...with the notion that God never makes mistakes a bit of a silly arrogance; still, a Great Being not living in the past...thus a bit like....hmm....a bit like.... me; come to think about it...

I find the great books of the great religions far too serious in so many ways. Look around, there is real humour in the world, yet none of this seems to be reflected in any of the great books of God at all. Being so serious all the time, eon upon eon, goodness me, where is the fun in that? Fun sparks the Creative far more than righteous role and misery.

I would imagine that if God was a worldly type King then he would have, at his right hand, not Jesus or Mohammed etc but rather  the court Jester as his best adviser about these quirky difficult yet sometimes lovely and oft times meaningful humans...these creatures, many with big brains and big hearts yet nothing much that they do with them apart from making up really silly religions.

Friday, 24 May 2013

Winged Creatures Movie and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

I found this movie to be very good in the way it examined how people's behaviour changed, each person in very different ways and manifestations, following a trauma in their lives and it's worth seeing because it does have a compassionate undercurrent to it.

I think some level of healing is possible and, from my experience, it does take a long time indeed. If one can talk through the memory safely over and over again with someone who knows how to listen, then this has great meaning in terms of healing. Life is still amazing and problematic etc, but the last month's reflective time has been important to me in understanding at some consistent level just how fragile the mind and emotions can be, and realising after all the extremes, just how normal my response to experience has been, after all. Normal response, yes, although the time it took for understanding of what had happened, and for some sweet insight, did take 'a bit long' at 50 years. Looking back at some of my life decisions etc in the present light of the remembered trauma I can say now...'oh yes, I see, yes. I understand'.

The Human Condition.

Take Care and look after each other. It means a lot. Love means a lot.

PTSD/ The Impact of Trauma on a Young Person, not necessarily War,

I've spent the last month or so in a reflective mood, looking back over about 50 years. I'm 59 now. I was 9 when I witnessed a school friend have a very traumatic death and the experience did most certainly change my life course and somehow gave me a series of 'triggers' whereby I was instantly taken back, at whatever age after 9, into the emotion of that experience. It still happens now, 50 years later.
I always have found it hard (read 'impossible) to talk about or write about because to do so brings back that exact emotion that overwhelmed my consciousness at that early age, when I had not developed any way of understanding it at all.
If anyone else has had this kind of stark trauma either to themselves, or have witnessed such trauma, and I'm sure many millions of people have had this in one form or another, I have found that it is worth reflecting upon the course of one's life since that experience.
I wish us all well and I welcome any comments people may have about the experience of such an event.
One thing I would have liked to have had was always a way to communicate what had happened that was a safe way. I think I needed some kind of guide to be with me when  these 'emotional storms' came to me and suddenly rendered me 9 again with all the child-nature of that age.
Kind regards John

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Nuclear Weapons Don't Kill People, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE!

 
 
Nuclear Weapons Don't Kill People, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE!
 
This would make a good ad for the NRA 
 
 

Lyrics: Days Like This: Van Morrison: a song I give to my wife because I cannot say it any better than this, about any day with you.

When it's not always raining there'll be days like this
When there's no one complaining there'll be days like this
When everything falls into place like the flick of a switch
Well my mama told me there'll be days like this

When you don't need to worry there'll be days like this
When no one's in a hurry there'll be days like this
When you don't get betrayed by that old Judas kiss
Oh my mama told me there'll be days like this

When you don't need an answer there'll be days like this
When you don't meet a chancer there'll be days like this
When all the parts of the puzzle start to look like they fit
Then I must remember there'll be days like this

When everyone is up front and they're not playing tricks
When you don't have no freeloaders out to get their kicks
When it's nobody's business the way that you wanna live
I just have to remember there'll be days like this

When no one steps on my dreams there'll be days like this
When people understand what I mean there'll be days like this
When you ring out the changes of how everything is
Well my mama told me there'll be days like this

Oh my mama told me
There'll be days like this
Oh my mama told me
There'll be days like this
Oh my mama told me
There'll be days like this
Oh my mama told me

Van Morrison - Days Like This/ Such a Lovely Song I must put it on TodaY/ WHEN IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE...MY MUMMA TOLD ME, THERE'll BE DAYS LIKE THIS


AND THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS

Turtle House International Communications Division, Extremely Rare Statement by Very Rich Owner, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi, states Mission Staement of 50,000 strong Online Division

"Our job is to not only Create the News, but to also Break it!"
 
Intimate, never before seen Rare Photo Study of the Owner of Turtle House International Communications Consortium,
Dr Kareem Inma Kofi.
 
 
 
 

Australian Government Official Notes Conversion to Islamic Sex Rites of all Indigenous People. Shock. Photo Spread Pages 3-6.

The Australian Spokesman for Indigenous and Religious and Sexual Affairs, The Very Rev Kareem Inma Kofi, said today that the mass conversion of all Indigenous Australians to Jihadist Islamic Terrorism was now complete.
The Rev Kofi said "Yes, it was quite a surprise to discover this last week. I do have suspicions about China in this matter."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Very Rev Dr Kareem Inma Kofi in a reflective mood.

Photographic Proof Of North Korean Nuclear Weapon Being Fired

In this accurate NASA photo (taken by DSD and ASIS agents in Australia) it is easy to see the North Korean Rocket being fired towards Arnhem Land in Australia.
The US Secretary of State has supported the absolute truth of the photographic evidence and has called for even more cruel nasty sanctions against the very skinny people of North Korea who have been putting up with this kind of bullshit for 60 years.



The United Nations Expert on North Korean Horrible Rockets, Professor Kareem Inma Kofi, spoke from his luxurious Washington apartment stating:
"All North Koreans are real pricks. We have the evidence. The UN isn't going to lie to everyone, not like we did last year; but that was understandable, because I was too busy sucking US cock, but it's different now. Someone nice sucks mine. That was the deal. But still, privately, off the record, I have my suspicions about China."


 Professor Kareem Inma Kofi in a reflective mood.

Ab Rocket Twister Exercise Device Model IV kills 75,000

Ab Rocket Twister Exercise Device Model IV kills 75,000 innocent exercisers in 3 minutes in India!

Without improving their abdominal oblique muscles at all!
Government calls for Inquiry to ensure Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee is Genuine, whilst suspecting young female Asian Property Developer seen at the factory site.

The Indian Government's Minister for Exercise Machine Inspections and Culture, Mr Kareem Inma Kofi said that he was very distressed by this occurrence.
He added that he was even more distressed by the fact that people could buy two for the price of one.
"What kind of clever young female Asian Property Developer was behind all this?" He sighed.
He noted, off camera to reporters "I have my suspicions about China."



 

New Evidence of Female Asian Property Developer Launching North Korean Nuclear Missile to Lower House Prices in Artarmon NSW

Authentic photo of nuclear missile approaching Artarmon, in Sydney, designed to hit the Civic Video Store and destroy property values in North Sydney, enabling the sneaky Female Chinese Property Developer to buy the whole suburb for nothing.



Photo of known 'Enemy Combatant', Asian Female Property Developer escaping the scene.




Anti-Asian Property Developer Task Team Commander Dr Kareen Inma Kofi, ponders the future for Australia
 "I have my suspicions about China."

Rapacious Chinese Female Property Developer Accused of Hiring Crows to Steal Socks of Decent Australians in Rockhampton.


The latest piece of real evidence being gathered by Australian Spy Agencies regarding the dirty tactics of the Female Chinese Property Developer accused of destroying family life in Rockhampton.

By hiring rogue Muslim Islamist Black crows to disturb the middle class in Australia, the un-named Female Chinese Property Developer has shown just how low her tactics can be in forcing decent Australians to sell their homes at low prices by stealing one sock in every pair from the clothes lines of the people of Australia and so making their lives unbearable.

The Chief Investigator, DR Kareem Inma Kofi said that at first he was puzzled by these events, and then he was baffled, but then he saw the Chinese Female Developer skipping through the alleys in Rockhampton, and he knew exactly what was happening and who exactly was to blame.
"These kind of people and the dirty crows they hire to do their dirty work, well, I don't know what you can say about them. I fought and I died in two world wars for Australia to stop this kind of thing ever happening, and yet, it is happening, it is happening in Rockhampton, right now!"

Photo of Chinese funded Rogue Al Q'ada Mercenary Muslim Crows Thieving decent Australian socks:




Photo of rampant Female Asian Property Developer Escaping the scene ten minutes later:



Dr Kareem Inma Kofi looking very upset and baffled about this ongoing situation:
"I just don't know what to say about this any more, but something must be done!"

 "I have my suspicions about China."

Jesus, it's hard to find a picture of Mohammed on the Internet these days

All I was going to do was tell this silly joke:

Mohammed walks into a bar... and splits his head open on it...

Headless Rupert Murdoch in Topless Bar Tryst with Royal Attendant to Queen Sex Slaughter Horror. Picture Page 3 (In Colour).

"You see, this is why I wish to be a journalist!" The Noble Prize winning Scientist, and notorious developer of Nuclear Weapons for the Cornish Regime, Sultan Kareem Inma Kofi then went on to talk about other arising concerns.

 
Photo of Sultan Kareem Inma Kofi (Left) her face disguised to not offend populace of people just near Cornwall who aren't Muslims yet. He also noted that he has a lot of suspicions about China.

RUPERT MURDOCH DIES OF SHAME! Shock! Photo page 3. Horror Royal Dieting by Muslim Astrology P15.



 
Shame Spokesperson, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi (image disguised and not her real name) noted that Mr Murdoch died today at 3pm whilst reflecting upon his life in general without anything much in particular. "It was an event." Dr Kofi noted, sobbing through his smile.

Nuclear Weapons don't kill people. People kill people.

I don't know why the on-line readership at CNN got so upset about North Korea having nuclear weapons

Geez all I try to do is stay my own views in a bit of a wordy way, for sure, but to be pretty moderate altogether in pretty much all my support for this or that place.

I'm not stating anything untrue purposefully. If people said they were upset about Israel having nuclear weapons, or Saudi Arabia acquiring them now, well, I think I could pretty well understand why both of those foreign places wanted them and equally understand why the idea scares the shit out of some people. 


It's probably the same reason the USA wants them...there's no crime in that. Some people think the USA is a great beacon and some see it as a great Evil...but to me it doesn't mean anything much at all. That's just my view.

After all, as the Americans say, Nuclear Weapons don't kill people; people kill people.

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

September 2013 Australia, a new Government

I am thinking of the upcoming September Federal Election in Australia, and I think that, me, as a devout Australian Labor Party Supporter, a True Believer, who wishes to get rid of the current Labor Government because of appalling policies, lies, filth, arrogance and leger demain, profound corruption at the absolutely highest rank of federal government  etc, then I am guessing the Liberal Party is going to romp into power with a majority un-believable in all history on this island. Why? Because of the profound corruption and the irrational arrogance of the Labor Party...that's why. No doubt about it.

As for the current miscreants, well done Julia Gillard. Well done Wayne Swan, well done Bill and Penny. Thanks for the big dump. Enjoy your superannuation. Thanks for the Big Dump...not only destroying the Australian Labor Party, but for destroying  everyone's opportunity for decent life, education, health and business for the next 25 years. Great Job!




 
when we asked a passerby resident in Australia, a great and True Believer in the Labor Party...a Mr Kareem Inma Kofi ...well he spat out 'Oh, at first I was puzzled, and then baffled, but now I just say...Fuck 'em! Gid rid of them. Fast!'

Al Jazeera Admits to Launching World-Killer Comet!

The International Director for US Space Surveillance, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi was puzzled.
The Police were puzzled.

The Australian Prime Minister denied Any Knowledge and put pressure on her Back Bench, especially Mr Rudd, to 'come clean' regarding his associations with Middle Eastern 'Colourful Muslim Comet Racing Identities undermining true Labor Values'.


Bill Shorten Notes that Tony Abbott is someone who can't be trusted! Shock! 3 Page Spread!

The Hon Bill Shorten , the next Labor Prime Minister, noted in Parliament today that the Leader of the Opposition, the Hon Tony Abbott can't be trusted, and then noted that the Hon Tony Abbott wasn't as bad as the Hon Kevin Rudd, who is a real cunt of a human being because he demands that everyone  has to work as hard as Kevin does. Mr Shorten went on to note that he had very real suspicions about China.






Julia Gillard Admits Errors of Judgment! Shock!

The Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, revealed today that she really had no idea that her government's treatment of good people in refugee camps amounted to the world view that all Australians are basically real pricks.

Female Chinese Property Developer Escapes Australian Secret Services & Police By Looking Different!

Australian Police Spokesman said "We are just not used to people being this tricky!"

CHINESE SPY sighted in Gordonvale, Queensland

Chinese Spy sighted in Gordonvale IGA store!

Baffled Policeman