Tuesday 7 March 2017

When asked by FITZNEWS@4 reporters, what the hardest thing about farming the Drop Bears is, Mr August Farmer noted "Well, the hardest thing is poking them out of the high gum trees at night, before they drop down and fucking kill you, that's the hardest fucking thing. One took my leg off three weeks ago. After that, it's easy money. As for these bloody eco-freak 'save the drop bear' clowns who hide up there in the trees, well, you don't have to worry about them for very long. The bears take em out, easy as pie...all we ever get down here at ground level is a bit of a wrist bone and some buddhist leather bracelet. We've got a back yard full of em....hey...maybe, hey, we should start exportin' them, eh, ha ha ha."


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