Saudi Entrepreneur Announces New Invention.
"TAP" The Alcohol Patch.
After decades of research and development Saudi Entrepreneur Sheik Ziggy Von Firkendork announced the commencement of Human Trials in Manunda, Australia, for The Alcohol Patch.
"What this Patch does is revolutionise Alcohol and Substance Abuse Treatments, world-wide. You simply apply a patch (TAP) and you no longer have a Drinking Problem at all. You never feel the urge to drink again, basically because you are off your face 24 hours a day. Responding to substance abuse among our youth, we hope to continue the roll out of this new technology with, next month, The Flakka Patch (TFP) at various Youth Party Gatherings at Gilligans Night Club in the CBD of Cairns."
Dr Sheik Von Firkendork went on to praise the success of his previous invention, the "Vibrating Bunsen Burner with Rotating Head and Pearl Bird Attachment" in making more Australian women interested in a career in Science.
Recent photo of Dr Von Firkendork at his company's Corporate Headquarters and Spa in the Marshall Islands (Photo Courtesy of Dan Murphy):
After decades of research and development Saudi Entrepreneur Sheik Ziggy Von Firkendork announced the commencement of Human Trials in Manunda, Australia, for The Alcohol Patch.
"What this Patch does is revolutionise Alcohol and Substance Abuse Treatments, world-wide. You simply apply a patch (TAP) and you no longer have a Drinking Problem at all. You never feel the urge to drink again, basically because you are off your face 24 hours a day. Responding to substance abuse among our youth, we hope to continue the roll out of this new technology with, next month, The Flakka Patch (TFP) at various Youth Party Gatherings at Gilligans Night Club in the CBD of Cairns."
Dr Sheik Von Firkendork went on to praise the success of his previous invention, the "Vibrating Bunsen Burner with Rotating Head and Pearl Bird Attachment" in making more Australian women interested in a career in Science.
Recent photo of Dr Von Firkendork at his company's Corporate Headquarters and Spa in the Marshall Islands (Photo Courtesy of Dan Murphy):
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