Day for carefully up-dating the old CV. Trying to cut down on the following adjectives: fantastic, outstanding, brilliant, astonishing...a few nouns...mostly 'genius'...and also removing references to fascists, Nazi, wankers, bureaucratic parasites, dunces, knuckle-dragging homunculus cretins, psychotic clowns, antediluvians... and dealing with difficult people (they are all difficult)...and cutting back on traditional Celtic Fitzpatrick colourful expressions like 'punch in the face'...'every cunt and his dog'...'vampire dickheads on flakka' etc etc. Hmmm...makes it quite a slim document.