News from the Turtle House CEO John Wang Fitzpatrick: The annual income for the Turtle House Group of Companies (EAST & ASIA) is in the region of 70k-700,000,000k (AU$). The readership is between 200 and about a million hits an hour. I want the consortium to diversify into evangelical areas in an association with the Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants, thus providing some assistance to others and making us fully tax free as a world entity. We are moving our credentialing base to Dublin to ease excessive tax restrictions in the Marshall Islands. We have put in an ambit bid to buy the mostly unused US military Guantanamo Bay facilities as an extreme adventure holiday enterprise and as a psychological wellness centre for agoraphobic Australians and Hillary Clinton.