I reckon I could give a better speech than Bill Clinton, at $750,000 dollars a pop. "Women and Men of Earth, friends, contributors, I speak for everyone in the World today, in that you honour me today, by allowing me being here...and by paying me $750,000 via my Charity for this brief talk...First I'd like to talk about the Zen of Golf and how this can be applied to the troubled people of Haiti, and Syria..."