At the Louboutin shop in Collins St Melbourne... Hi do you have anything in a men's extra wide size ten synthetic-rubber Croc-type slip-on that can be worn with knee high white poly cotton socks? I'm looking for a particular shade of khaki for the top as I don't wish to have anything ostentatious, but of course with the Louboutin characteristic glossy red sole... Of course, sir, of course. To match one of your organic hemp frocks, perhaps, sir? Our designer, Christian, has been working on the Croc-concept for 20 years...in a hybrid hiking-croc-boot melange-continuum...and I'm sure he has something just right for you...so, if, um, if you'd like to, take a seat, sir, Madeliene will get you an expresso... and I'll just... kick you in the face.