What can be done to make Australia a better and less violent society? 1: Fewer New Zealanders would help. 2: Clown Profiling, and Clown Registration. We need to infiltrate tightly knit Clown Communities. At least, this way, we can know who they are and, indeed, where they are. 3: I also think Random Road-side Grammar Testing for all would be beneficial in terms of the long term vision for the Nation. Everyone should know what a 'gerund' is, by heart, by now. As for our National Anthem...I've always been particularly happy with the use of the word 'girt'. Yet, why isn't 'girt' or, indeed, 'smote' taught in our schools anymore? How, indeed, can we defend our lovely girted nation if we don't even know what it means to smote our enemy?