Thursday 15 December 2016

A person knows they have reached a certain point of grace and maturity in a marriage and in the ups and downs of moving house when the husband says to the wife..."Ah, the washing is done, I will hang out the clothes now." And her reply is "Yes, hang them on the clothes line." And the husband mutters to himself "On the clothes line? Now there is an idea....mutter...mutter...why didn't I think of that...and I was just going to walk around with the washing hanging on my dick all day...mutter, mutter..."


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