MINDFULNESS: Now, whilst Mrs Fitz is at her Christmas work party tonight, I can simply roll up the 8ft square artificial turf on the balcony and throw it off the balcony to the ground 4 floors down and if it doesn't hit someone then I can just go down in the lift, pick it up and take it to the bin. I liked that artificial grass, and the river stones, and the plants, on the balcony. They provided an artificial paradise for me, the sunbirds, the geckoes, and a great hiding place for the clothes pegs for years...sigh. I guess, pretty soon, in inner Melbourne suburbia, I'll be riding my cool sporty hybrid Giant bicycle on early morning jaunts in my generously tight white lycra outfit, and stopping for the occasional coffee and buttered buns at Cafe D'Asshole in Doncaster with my new homies, looking down at my freshly waxed legs and getting erections about myself.

MINDFULNESS: Now, whilst Mrs Fitz is at her Christmas work party tonight, I can simply roll up the 8ft square artificial turf on the balcony and throw it off the balcony to the ground 4 floors down and if it doesn't hit someone then I can just go down in the lift, pick it up and take it to the bin. I liked that artificial grass, and the river stones, and the plants, on the balcony. They provided an artificial paradise for me, the sunbirds, the geckoes, and a great hiding place for the clothes pegs for years...sigh.
I guess, pretty soon, in inner Melbourne suburbia, I'll be riding my cool sporty hybrid Giant bicycle on early morning jaunts in my generously tight white lycra outfit, and stopping for the occasional coffee and buttered buns at Cafe D'Asshole in Doncaster with my new homies, looking down at my freshly waxed legs and getting erections about myself.