Crikey, going back through the years, how does one find a CV here in 2016 after having destroyed 17 laptops with a hammer?

My colleague, the young Australian Actor, Sarah Ballantyne

I reckon I could give a better speech than Bill Clinton, at $750,000 dollars a pop. "Women and Men of Earth, friends, contributors, I speak for everyone in the World today, in that you honour me today, by allowing me being here...and by paying me $750,000 via my Charity for this brief talk...First I'd like to talk about the Zen of Golf and how this can be applied to the troubled people of Haiti, and Syria..."

I am pretty well done with all careers now, per se, having had a few, and just need a workable job for a few years...but I will be interested, in Melbourne, in doing another Medical Hypnosis Course. That's been useful over the years, especially in terminal care pain control and natural terminal anxiety, and occasionally even in mental health...and I'd like an update in the Depth component. Working day in day out in mental health for the past few or something years, I can certainly do 'Gentle Safe and Deep' now.

The glasses on the forehead thing has resulted over the years simply from reading too many Carl Jung 'Psychological Archetype' books and now I understand why Jung could never find his glasses or see anything without a chimeric mystic shadow.

Day for carefully up-dating the old CV. Trying to cut down on the following adjectives: fantastic, outstanding, brilliant, astonishing...a few nouns...mostly 'genius'...and also removing references to fascists, Nazi, wankers, bureaucratic parasites, dunces, knuckle-dragging homunculus cretins, psychotic clowns, antediluvians... and dealing with difficult people (they are all difficult)...and cutting back on traditional Celtic Fitzpatrick colourful expressions like 'punch in the face'...'every cunt and his dog'...'vampire dickheads on flakka' etc etc. Hmmm...makes it quite a slim document.

Hilary: I don't have to obey the laws of the USA! After all, I have Bill's surname. I MADE his surname mean something. I am SOMEONE. Don't you Retards get that? Why do you think I have hung around with him for so long? For his taste in women? I have much better taste in women, and I deserve this job because I have suffered enough. I don't need to obey your weak pissy little laws. This is about ME." An interesting perspective...but a kind of sad old person who missed their chance... beaten by a brighter young black man, years ago.

Hilary: I don't have to obey the laws of the USA! After all, I have Bill's surname. I MADE his surname mean something. I am SOMEONE. Don't you Retards get that? Why do you think I have hung around with him for so long? For his taste in women? I have much better taste in women, and I deserve this job because I have suffered enough. I don't need to obey your weak pissy little laws. This is about ME." An interesting perspective...but a kind of sad old person who missed their chance... well beaten by a brighter young black man, years ago now.

Hilary "I do believe that I have met all my responsibilities, real and albeit implied, in pursuance to and in furtherance of..." What?