When asked by FITZNEWS@4 reporters, what the hardest thing about farming the Drop Bears is, Mr August Farmer noted "Well, the hardest thing is poking them out of the high gum trees at night, before they drop down and fucking kill you, that's the hardest fucking thing. One took my leg off three weeks ago. After that, it's easy money. As for these bloody eco-freak 'save the drop bear' clowns who hide up there in the trees, well, you don't have to worry about them for very long. The bears take em out, easy as pie...all we ever get down here at ground level is a bit of a wrist bone and some buddhist leather bracelet. We've got a back yard full of em....hey...maybe, hey, we should start exportin' them, eh, ha ha ha."

Drop Bear Farmer Loses Leg in Legal Minefield. Mr August Farmer of the Farmer Farming Co of Atherton & Nunawading noted today that he was in a legal quagmire with State and Federal Authorities in regard to his domestication and 'cropping' of Drop Bears in Northern Australia. He noted that domestication, and Live Export, of the Drop Bear is the best way to prevent extinction. He noted: "The Northern & Savannah Drop Bear is an Iconic Australian Creature, and Product, and we Need to Save It...and Sell It." As is well known, Drop Bear by-products, especially the Bile and Scrotum are used extensively in Portuguese and North American Health Food Supplements, although, in those markets, the substance is best known as 'glucosamine'.

As Pauline Hanson noted, why do we, in Australia, have to have Hal-al vaccinations for our kids?

A good movie indeed: Irish American soldier: "It's a fierce and vicious environment out here in the Wild west...to be sure." new staff-army surgeon: "Oh, do you have a high death rate then? "Well, no, nothin special, one death per person, I'd think." Ah the Irish.

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That shoe shop had very good shoes in it. Good shoes, for Minus 30 degree environments are not easy to find. They need to be warm, for sure, but also ventilated somehow because otherwise your feet sweat and then the sweat freezes...and when you stop walking, your toes fall off. I bought a good pair of those shoes, fairly cheaply, and they are still good now...and you don't slip when walking on ice...brilliant design. Good China leather and structure...with nearby Russian Siberian shoe making experience and understanding. Love has its price. Shoes are fine if you keep walking, but if you are transfixed by love and stop to hug and kiss in the street, there is some pain involved pretty quickly. It's best to leave the pain of love to the young, whenever possible. There's pain enough at the other end of it all, anyway, for those who have done their walking and kissing. Everything in its right measure, and joy to boot!

I took this pic in the early morning in Shen Yang City, a small provincial Chinese city of only 9 million souls, in the North East of China, at about minus 30 degrees celsius. I was across the snowy street when I took the picture. The distant sun rising just for them.

Being an affable and friendly being with a long long history in end of life pain control and care, I have noted that sometimes people you meet and sometimes even work with, can be quite nasty and hurtful...only a few... but I have decided that the best thing to do is to let go of any real harm done to me and simply invest in calling upon the legions and minions of arcane vengeful spirits of times past to wreak havoc upon them in all the myriad dark forms with great abiding cruel prejudice. I.E: Just let it go. That's the best way. 'Closure' for me...and yet something opening up... just for them. It's a gift, really.