Friday 5 May 2017

Understanding between Trump and Turnbull

Mr Trump: "So, the Deal is... that we take bunch of genuine, proven, legitimate refugees from Iraq and Iran...people that Australia currently locks up on god forsaken islands...because Australia won't live up to its ethics or international laws......and you will take a bunch of Central American drug runners who we have rejected as refugees, as genuine refugees into Australia; is that it? It is a swap then?"
Mr Turnbull: "Well, we can't actually say we are taking the Central Americans..."
Trump: "But that was the Deal with Obama..."
Mr Turnbull: "Well that's true, but its a quiet truth...it is a truth that will take some time to evolve...after our next election, I guess."
Mr Trump: "and, you are using this same intellectual brilliance in out-smarting China in terms of your trade deal with them, as well?"
Mr Turnbull: "Well, yes..."
Mr Trump: "Who the fuck are you?"

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