It has 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and about 30/35 locks: locks on doors, some have 2, locks on screen doors, locks on windows, locks on access areas, locks on gates and locks on the 7 foot high steel and wire fences that surround the 1000 metre yard... and then there's the big combination-lock steel safe in the 3rd bedroom...and the 7 security movement-sensitive, body-warmth sensing, sentry lights. There's 7 alarms in this house.
I feel like having an "Open Day for Robbers" where anyone interested in robbing the place can come around and have a look. Nothing that you want is here, boys n girls. There's just some chinese cigarettes and me. You don't want either the cigarettes or me. Ring that bell and come on in...but, whatever you do, don't steal the locks.
Their value is beyond all else here.
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