Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Well, that's over. I just wondered what Bill Clinton and Melania Trump were doing together for the last 90 minutes at the back of the hall. Making America More Fun Again.


Just waiting for both Donald and Hillary to arrive on the debate stage riding their mobility scooters...why not a race rather than a debate? Oh, no, best not to mention the word 'race'.


One of the fascinating things about the reporters talking about the upcoming debate on both CNN and Fox is how very few of them haven't had their faces mashed up by cosmetic surgery and false hair....the men have smaller noses this year, the women have fuller lips, higher cheekbones,...and it looks like Anderson Cooper has had a scrotal tuck...you can see it in his face.


Today's DSM-5 Mental Illness Lesson will be delivered by Mr Donald Trump and Mrs Hillary Clinton. Study the debate closely, take notes, and look for:

Today's DSM-5 Mental Illness Lesson will be delivered by Mr Donald Trump and Mrs Hillary Clinton.
Study the debate closely, take notes, and look for:
Congruence of Affect
Superficial Politeness
Delusional References
Megalomania/Grandeur Traits
Aggression
Abscondment
Drug Seeking Behaviour
IV Drug Use half way through
PTSD Triggers
Narcissistic Borderline Personality Disorders
Eye Contact
Dysthymia
Room Splitting
Echolalia
Word Salad
Neologisms
Influence of FLAKKA
Organic Brain Default/ Aneurysms
Catheters
Psychogeriatric Frontal Lobe Decline Manifestations
Schizo-Affective Hallucinations/ references to 'others' and 'agents' present in the room/mind/society.
DID/Multiple Personalities...Is DID a myth or is it real? How many Hillarys are there? How Many Donalds?
90 minutes is a long time...I hope they screen the audience for razor blades, pencil sharpeners, ties and belts, and other methods of self harm. Awful if at the end of the debate when the bright lights dim, they find a dozen folk hanging from the rafters or bleeding-out in the aisles.

Getting ready with popcorn to watch the Hillary Trump National Geographic Wild Life Drama Movie on Fox. I think David Attenborough should commentate/ "Now, you can see their tails...and teeth...later on there will, of course, come the mating ritual so please make good use of the Parental Controls on your television. We will have on-line Trauma Counsellors."


I must admit I am looking forward to the Presidential Debate today although I have trouble sometimes working out which one is Brad and which one is Angelina.