Friday 5 May 2017

Donald Trump...Making America Grate Again.


Understanding between Trump and Turnbull

Mr Trump: "So, the Deal is... that we take bunch of genuine, proven, legitimate refugees from Iraq and Iran...people that Australia currently locks up on god forsaken islands...because Australia won't live up to its ethics or international laws......and you will take a bunch of Central American drug runners who we have rejected as refugees, as genuine refugees into Australia; is that it? It is a swap then?"
Mr Turnbull: "Well, we can't actually say we are taking the Central Americans..."
Trump: "But that was the Deal with Obama..."
Mr Turnbull: "Well that's true, but its a quiet truth...it is a truth that will take some time to evolve...after our next election, I guess."
Mr Trump: "and, you are using this same intellectual brilliance in out-smarting China in terms of your trade deal with them, as well?"
Mr Turnbull: "Well, yes..."
Mr Trump: "Who the fuck are you?"

Remember when an algorithm was called a recipe? Remember when a cohort was called a bunch? Remember when a paradigm was called a serious limitation of thought? Creating new euphemisms doesn't make a person smarter, it just contributes to the knowledge that they are, fundamentally, a real wanker...and a bit of a dick...and that doesn't change.


Monday 1 May 2017

someone had a theory once that a god created everything and every creature just so the god could see, hear, touch and feel and experience the universe through the eyes and consciousnesses of all the amazing different creatures. if i was a god, being a curious being, if i had some spare time, I'd probably do that too.


I am really quite pleased that Mr Trump spoke basically well of Korea's Mr Un. The usual process of America is to dehumanise and vilify the enemy target (Saddam,Gaddafi & Assad) and then just destroy everything...so speaking basically well of Mr Un's capacities as a smart cookie who is a great survivor is quite impressive. This augers well that America may well be changing a bit, or at least understanding Mr Un's savvy unreachability...or some understanding as to the US's poor dysfunctional economy at this time. Does the US really want North Korea to fall and China take over? No. Russia take over? No. Does China or Russia want the US to take over the North? No. Would either of the 3 great powers allow the other to pick up the most strategic piece of real estate on Earth? No..No...No one wants the other giant to take over...so Mr Un is quite secure really, and he knows it. A quirky Switzerland of North East Asia with 500,000 rockets, a few nukes...and a huge mine-field, a mine-field to die for...and a far worse outcome for everyone on the planet should Mr Un be got rid of. He is a smart guy.