Notice from Sweden: The Official Nobel Prize for Hoarders of the Year Award goes to the Wang-Fitzpatrick consortium in Earlville, Queensland. They will be unable to attend the Prize Ceremony this year due to all the fucking baggage.

Crikey, nearly, in passing, put my hand into the 1945 brass fan from Thailand...don't do it John, self harm is not on the agenda. We just found a big box from 3 years ago full of backpacks and...bags in the study. Now, should be throw away the box and put stuff in the bags or just take the box of bags? Life's critical problems.

Now, to have a smoke on the balcony...as Mrs Fitz has banned this inside the house...as she damn well should. Tis a filthy habit indeed. Mind you, I am not one to be complaining about her bees-waxing the lawn, as Mr Thomas noted, just to make the birds slip.

Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3. It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten. 2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one) Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting. As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy." I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there. Keep the Faith! I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3.

It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten.

2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one)

Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting.

As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy."

I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there.

Keep the Faith!

I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.

DAY 4 COUNTDOWN. The highly complex Daikin Air con System is now fixed. Without getting too technical about it, from what I can gather, the starboard nacelle was hit by Romulan disruptor fire (as can often happen in the Tropics) and that caused the warp core to eject itself into a separate space-time continuum existing only as Red Matter. The air con technicians implemented a Level 5 scan of the unit and the surrounding solar mass and replaced the dilithium crystals whilst re-routing the subspace geometry through a Borg Geodesic Cooling Cube. Thus the air con technicians, or the Daikin Militia (also known as The Refrigerants) told me. You see, I was wrong... I thought that the Ferengi had stolen the bio-neural self-cooling gel-paks via the Jeffries Tube in the Theta Generator Annexe of the main deflector dish. I guess we are just lucky we didn't go beyond Warp 4 whilst all that was happening or there would have been a breach in the core. . Paperwork posted off. House remains a jumble of things and boxes.

DAY 4 COUNTDOWN.
The highly complex Daikin Air con System is now fixed. Without getting too technical about it, from what I can gather, the starboard nacelle was hit by Romulan disruptor fire (as can often happen in the Tropics) and that caused the warp core to eject itself into a separate space-time continuum existing only as Red Matter.
The air con technicians implemented a Level 5 scan of the unit and the surrounding solar mass and replaced the dilithium crystals whilst re-routing the subspace geometry through a Borg Geodesic Cooling Cube.
Thus the air con technicians, or the Daikin Militia (also known as The Refrigerants) told me.
You see, I was wrong... I thought that the Ferengi had stolen the bio-neural self-cooling gel-paks via the Jeffries Tube in the Theta Generator Annexe of the main deflector dish. 

I guess we are just lucky we didn't go beyond Warp 4 whilst all that was happening or there would have been a breach in the core.
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Paperwork posted off. House remains a jumble of things and boxes.

RE DAIKIN AIR CONDITIONERS AUSTRALIA: Dear Rob, Coral Coast Air Con and Refrigeration/Cairns It's now 8pm, Sunday 12th December, 2016. The Removalists arrive on the 16th December to take our stuff. The air-conditioners aren't working as they need to for us to rent out the place, and are much in the same state as they were in July 2016 after they were fixed by your company, after paying well over $900, and... including the times you have spent working on them and the parts from Daikin you put in etc in the last few weeks, which we haven't paid for yet. The main problem is that the Lounge Room big air con just blows air, and sometimes dust. The main bedroom one runs when it is off and water drips down. I'm not happy with this result, but I accept a bad outcome for our dealings with each other. If you can fix the aircons within the next 5 days, then that's great. We are at home all the time now, packing stuff up. Tomorrow I will ask Ergon to keep the electricity connected til the end of January 2017; so that in the New Year I can find another aircon company to address the Daikin issue here. I doubt I will find a tenant in the meantime. I am not happy about any of this but conclude that unless fixed this week, our business is over. Any bills you wish to send me for not fixing it up, but trying, in this interim, should be sent to our new address: Vic, 3104. The mobile remains 045, and the email remains the same. I do note that Daikin Australia, their service and customer division, although being contacted a number of times over the past few months, have been unable to reply. Perhaps a worn out part? Sincerely John Fitzpatrick MASA.

RE DAIKIN AIR CON AUSTRALIA

Dear Rob, Coral Coast Air Con and Refrigeration/Cairns

It's now 8pm, Sunday 12th December, 2016.

The Removalists arrive on the 16th December to take our stuff.

The air-conditioners aren't working as they need to for us to rent out the place, and are much in the same state as they were in July 2016 after they were fixed by your company, after paying well over $900, and... including the times you have spent working on them and the parts from Daikin you put in etc in the last few weeks, which we haven't paid for yet.

The main problem is that the Lounge Room big air con just blows air, and sometimes dust. The main bedroom one runs when it is off and water drips down.

I'm not happy with this result, but I accept a bad outcome for our dealings with each other.

If you can fix the aircons within the next 5 days, then that's great. We are at home all the time now, packing stuff up.

Tomorrow I will ask Ergon to keep the electricity connected til the end of January 2017; so that in the New Year I can find another aircon company to address the Daikin issue here.

I doubt I will find a tenant in the meantime. I am not happy about any of this but conclude that unless fixed this week, our business is over.

Any bills you wish to send me for not fixing it up, but trying, in this interim, should be sent to our new address: Vic, 3104. The mobile remains 045, and the email remains the same.

I do note that Daikin Australia, their service and customer division, although being contacted a number of times over the past few months, have been unable to reply. Perhaps a worn out part?

Sincerely

John Fitzpatrick

MASA.