Monday, 31 October 2016

Ah, the United Arab Emirates, proud funders of many international children's charity golf events, and of ISIS, world wide...and damn, the seats on their really nice planes are just so comfy!


Hillary: "Hey, I'M the victim here!" My goodness me, she is just so funny!

and to think...she kissed her own mother with that mouth.

Hillary Clinton: "Huma? What kind of name is that? I honestly have never heard of her. Mind you, I meet a lot of people." "But she's your closest person aide, Hillary..." "That's the Russians doctoring the facts. I don't personally know her at all, but if this Huma committed some sick crime, well, she should be punished., obviously. I won't stand in the way of Justice."

Hillary Clinton: "Huma? What kind of name is that? I honestly have never heard of her. Mind you, I meet a lot of people."
"But she's your closest person aide, Hillary..."
"That's the Russians doctoring the facts. I don't personally know her at all, but if this Huma committed some sick crime, well, she should be punished, obviously. I won't stand in the way of Justice. Huma, Huma, hmmm, isn't that some Arab name?"

I wonder if Hillary's Stronger Together Election Bus has sufficient fuel to get to the Mexican border...before the Wall goes up...

'Bye everyone, osta la vista(?), babies!
I wonder if Hilary's Stronger Together Election Bus has sufficient fuel to get to the Mexican border...before the Wall goes up.
Bye everyone, we're off now...osta la vista? Bill, how do I say that???
Oh, I'm not sure about south-of-the-border sexting, you better email Weiner about that one. He's in the back seat of the bus with Podesta, working on Huma, still trying to get her story right. Don't worry, We'll toss her under the bus well before Toledo.

Hillary, Bill, Huma, and Anthony...Stronger Together.





"The American people need to get the full complete facts, immediately!" Hillary Clinton just said that. She really did. Hahahahahahahahaha...she's so funny. I used to think Gerry Lewis was a funny guy, but he's got nothin in terms of jokes and stunts and satire compared to Hilary...mind you, nor was he a felony criminal.


If any Moroccan politician wishes to give me $US12 million for a 5 minute chat that has nothing to do with politics, business, or leverage, or anything dodgy, I'll be in it! Well done Bill! That's a fuckin good deal.