Friday 9 August 2013

Tony Abbott's Pink Bats KIll People and Burn Down 200 Homes in Australia

As an inconsistent reader of Australian Political News, this is what I got from Australian Political News today: Pink bats kill 4 people and set fire to 200 Australian Homes says Australia's Opposition Leader Tony Abbott, and he blames Kevin Rudd.
I live here in tropical Australia and we do get the occasional brown/black small bat herefor sure, and you have to be careful with them because of the rabies virus, but they are just basically cute little mammals after all...but for pink bats to have killed 4 people and burnt down so many hundred Australian homes, wow, this sounds like a big deal. I am happy there is Tony Abbott there  to tell us about the important undercurrents of all these things that otherwise we would just dismiss as some idiot.

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