Australian Defence Signals Directorate Spy, Kareem Inma Kofi, admits error due to spelling comprehension

Dr Kareem Inma Kofi (Photo altered to disguise all features, and not her real name) admitted today that his active support for savage USA Rendition and Torture of All Suspects Because They Had Nothing Better To Do had a lot to do with his misreading of 'wakeboarding' for 'waterboarding'.

Prime Minister unavailable for comment as was puzzled about what to say.

Interview photo of disguised un-named ASIS/DSD Agent, Kareem Inma Kofi. See blog site for contacting Agent details and product endorsement opportunities.

Photo of Australian ASIS Agent in hot pursuit.

In seeking to track down the Asian Female Suspect, Australian Agent Kareem Inma Kofi stayed Deeply Undercover, and pursued the fugitive by furtive disguised tuk-tuk throughout NSW.

Asian Female Career Entrepreneur Property Developer held by ASIS/ASIO & DSD in Canberra for Destroying Australian Way of Life! Photo of Suspect Escaping from Custody!

SUSPECT

 

 

Deadly Muslim Sex Tryst in Deep Space Shocks Queen! Police Baffled! Papparazzi Gaoled as Misfired North Korean Al Jazeera Comet Hits Woy Woy.! Picture Page 3.

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Yes as soon as blog entries become less extreme, the readership drops off quickly, profoundly...I guess this explains a lot about media in general really.
I'll see how the by-line: "Shock! Horror! Murdoch Dies of Shame! Picture P3. Your Astrology Cooking Tips P38." pans out.

I recall, years ago, reading a study of headlines and the most read journal articles were those that included in the headlines:
Royal. Sex. Murder. Shock.
which was why the Headline: Headless Body in Topless Bar Horror did so well.
Now, if it was only Royal Horror Sex Murder Shock: Headless Body in Topless Bar. Police Puzzled
Hmmm, might try that one and report the internet traffic flow.
Police Puzzled also goes down well.
Old tricks are the best tricks.
Or: Deadly Sex Tryst in Space Shocks Queen?

Al Jazeera Comet Approaching Woy Woy NSW, Australia

 

Senior Policeman Baffled.

Good quote from Abdul Qadeer Khan re North Korea's history and position

[The West is] bullying this country, such a small country, for the last 60 years, threatening them, boycotting, putting embargoes, economic sanctions, all those things. So this is a verbal tit-for-tat from their side. They know they would become charcoal within five minutes if they do anything wrong, if they took any wrong step. There won't be any North Korea on the map of the world within 5-10 minutes. They know it. And they are not so stupid to do such an irrational thing.

Abdul Qadeer Khan

This is a good background to North Koreas nuclear situation now...Abdul Qadeer Khan: 'My name is clear' - Talk to Al Jazeera - Al Jazeera English

Abdul Qadeer Khan: 'My name is clear' - Talk to Al Jazeera - Al Jazeera English

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