Ab Rocket Twister Exercise Device Model IV kills 75,000

Ab Rocket Twister Exercise Device Model IV kills 75,000 innocent exercisers in 3 minutes in India!

Without improving their abdominal oblique muscles at all!
Government calls for Inquiry to ensure Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee is Genuine, whilst suspecting young female Asian Property Developer seen at the factory site.

The Indian Government's Minister for Exercise Machine Inspections and Culture, Mr Kareem Inma Kofi said that he was very distressed by this occurrence.
He added that he was even more distressed by the fact that people could buy two for the price of one.
"What kind of clever young female Asian Property Developer was behind all this?" He sighed.
He noted, off camera to reporters "I have my suspicions about China."

 

New Evidence of Female Asian Property Developer Launching North Korean Nuclear Missile to Lower House Prices in Artarmon NSW

Authentic photo of nuclear missile approaching Artarmon, in Sydney, designed to hit the Civic Video Store and destroy property values in North Sydney, enabling the sneaky Female Chinese Property Developer to buy the whole suburb for nothing.

Photo of known 'Enemy Combatant', Asian Female Property Developer escaping the scene.

Anti-Asian Property Developer Task Team Commander Dr Kareen Inma Kofi, ponders the future for Australia

 "I have my suspicions about China."

Rapacious Chinese Female Property Developer Accused of Hiring Crows to Steal Socks of Decent Australians in Rockhampton.

The latest piece of real evidence being gathered by Australian Spy Agencies regarding the dirty tactics of the Female Chinese Property Developer accused of destroying family life in Rockhampton.

By hiring rogue Muslim Islamist Black crows to disturb the middle class in Australia, the un-named Female Chinese Property Developer has shown just how low her tactics can be in forcing decent Australians to sell their homes at low prices by stealing one sock in every pair from the clothes lines of the people of Australia and so making their lives unbearable.

The Chief Investigator, DR Kareem Inma Kofi said that at first he was puzzled by these events, and then he was baffled, but then he saw the Chinese Female Developer skipping through the alleys in Rockhampton, and he knew exactly what was happening and who exactly was to blame.
"These kind of people and the dirty crows they hire to do their dirty work, well, I don't know what you can say about them. I fought and I died in two world wars for Australia to stop this kind of thing ever happening, and yet, it is happening, it is happening in Rockhampton, right now!"

Photo of Chinese funded Rogue Al Q'ada Mercenary Muslim Crows Thieving decent Australian socks:

Photo of rampant Female Asian Property Developer Escaping the scene ten minutes later:

Dr Kareem Inma Kofi looking very upset and baffled about this ongoing situation:
"I just don't know what to say about this any more, but something must be done!"

 "I have my suspicions about China."

Jesus, it's hard to find a picture of Mohammed on the Internet these days

All I was going to do was tell this silly joke:

Mohammed walks into a bar... and splits his head open on it...

Headless Rupert Murdoch in Topless Bar Tryst with Royal Attendant to Queen Sex Slaughter Horror. Picture Page 3 (In Colour).

"You see, this is why I wish to be a journalist!" The Noble Prize winning Scientist, and notorious developer of Nuclear Weapons for the Cornish Regime, Sultan Kareem Inma Kofi then went on to talk about other arising concerns.

 

Photo of Sultan Kareem Inma Kofi (Left) her face disguised to not offend populace of people just near Cornwall who aren't Muslims yet. He also noted that he has a lot of suspicions about China.

RUPERT MURDOCH DIES OF SHAME! Shock! Photo page 3. Horror Royal Dieting by Muslim Astrology P15.

 

Shame Spokesperson, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi (image disguised and not her real name) noted that Mr Murdoch died today at 3pm whilst reflecting upon his life in general without anything much in particular. "It was an event." Dr Kofi noted, sobbing through his smile.

Nuclear Weapons don't kill people. People kill people.