Al Jazeera Admits to Launching World-Killer Comet!

The International Director for US Space Surveillance, Dr Kareem Inma Kofi was puzzled.

The Police were puzzled.

The Australian Prime Minister denied Any Knowledge and put pressure on her Back Bench, especially Mr Rudd, to 'come clean' regarding his associations with Middle Eastern 'Colourful Muslim Comet Racing Identities undermining true Labor Values'.

Bill Shorten Notes that Tony Abbott is someone who can't be trusted! Shock! 3 Page Spread!

The Hon Bill Shorten , the next Labor Prime Minister, noted in Parliament today that the Leader of the Opposition, the Hon Tony Abbott can't be trusted, and then noted that the Hon Tony Abbott wasn't as bad as the Hon Kevin Rudd, who is a real cunt of a human being because he demands that everyone  has to work as hard as Kevin does. Mr Shorten went on to note that he had very real suspicions about China.

Julia Gillard Admits Errors of Judgment! Shock!

The Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, revealed today that she really had no idea that her government's treatment of good people in refugee camps amounted to the world view that all Australians are basically real pricks.

Female Chinese Property Developer Escapes Australian Secret Services & Police By Looking Different!

Australian Police Spokesman said "We are just not used to people being this tricky!"

CHINESE SPY sighted in Gordonvale, Queensland

Chinese Spy sighted in Gordonvale IGA store!

Baffled Policeman

Australian Defence Signals Directorate Spy, Kareem Inma Kofi, admits error due to spelling comprehension

Dr Kareem Inma Kofi (Photo altered to disguise all features, and not her real name) admitted today that his active support for savage USA Rendition and Torture of All Suspects Because They Had Nothing Better To Do had a lot to do with his misreading of 'wakeboarding' for 'waterboarding'.

Prime Minister unavailable for comment as was puzzled about what to say.

Interview photo of disguised un-named ASIS/DSD Agent, Kareem Inma Kofi. See blog site for contacting Agent details and product endorsement opportunities.

Photo of Australian ASIS Agent in hot pursuit.

In seeking to track down the Asian Female Suspect, Australian Agent Kareem Inma Kofi stayed Deeply Undercover, and pursued the fugitive by furtive disguised tuk-tuk throughout NSW.