Monday 28 March 2011

We didn't do it, honest.

The American Secretary of Defence has noted that the outbreak of disease in Tripoli is not linked at all to the current US UK and French military attack but rather it is due to all the dead bodies of freedom loving people that the Bad Muslims have put into the bombed-out residential buildings.

"Whenever we finish a night-bombing raid on one of Gaddafi's crazy and garishly coloured apartment blocks, or we've finished the day's salvo of Tomahawk rockets, well, by early the next morning the Bad Muslims have filled up the bombed out buildings with dead people. We've got proof of it, too. This is the kind of evil and tricky and delusional people we are dealing with."

No comments: