Tuesday, 13 December 2016

Interestingly, noting the packing up of the giant 6ft by 4ft calligraphy noting the war of the 3 Kingdoms of China; initially China was 300 states, then 30, then 3, and now one. That was a lot of work over many centuries, but always with the same notion...unity. Although the West would like it all to go backwards...I doubt they'll be going back to 300 any time soon. Give it 300 years at least.


Notice from Sweden: The Official Nobel Prize for Hoarders of the Year Award goes to the Wang-Fitzpatrick consortium in Earlville, Queensland. They will be unable to attend the Prize Ceremony this year due to all the fucking baggage.


Crikey, nearly, in passing, put my hand into the 1945 brass fan from Thailand...don't do it John, self harm is not on the agenda. We just found a big box from 3 years ago full of backpacks and...bags in the study. Now, should be throw away the box and put stuff in the bags or just take the box of bags? Life's critical problems.


Now, to have a smoke on the balcony...as Mrs Fitz has banned this inside the house...as she damn well should. Tis a filthy habit indeed. Mind you, I am not one to be complaining about her bees-waxing the lawn, as Mr Thomas noted, just to make the birds slip.


Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3. It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten. 2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one) Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting. As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy." I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there. Keep the Faith! I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3.
It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten.
2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one)
Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting.
As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy."
I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there.
Keep the Faith!
I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.

Monday, 12 December 2016

DAY 4 COUNTDOWN. The highly complex Daikin Air con System is now fixed. Without getting too technical about it, from what I can gather, the starboard nacelle was hit by Romulan disruptor fire (as can often happen in the Tropics) and that caused the warp core to eject itself into a separate space-time continuum existing only as Red Matter. The air con technicians implemented a Level 5 scan of the unit and the surrounding solar mass and replaced the dilithium crystals whilst re-routing the subspace geometry through a Borg Geodesic Cooling Cube. Thus the air con technicians, or the Daikin Militia (also known as The Refrigerants) told me. You see, I was wrong... I thought that the Ferengi had stolen the bio-neural self-cooling gel-paks via the Jeffries Tube in the Theta Generator Annexe of the main deflector dish. I guess we are just lucky we didn't go beyond Warp 4 whilst all that was happening or there would have been a breach in the core. . Paperwork posted off. House remains a jumble of things and boxes.

DAY 4 COUNTDOWN.
The highly complex Daikin Air con System is now fixed. Without getting too technical about it, from what I can gather, the starboard nacelle was hit by Romulan disruptor fire (as can often happen in the Tropics) and that caused the warp core to eject itself into a separate space-time continuum existing only as Red Matter.
The air con technicians implemented a Level 5 scan of the unit and the surrounding solar mass and replaced the dilithium crystals whilst re-routing the subspace geometry through a Borg Geodesic Cooling Cube.
Thus the air con technicians, or the Daikin Militia (also known as The Refrigerants) told me.
You see, I was wrong... I thought that the Ferengi had stolen the bio-neural self-cooling gel-paks via the Jeffries Tube in the Theta Generator Annexe of the main deflector dish. 
I guess we are just lucky we didn't go beyond Warp 4 whilst all that was happening or there would have been a breach in the core.
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Paperwork posted off. House remains a jumble of things and boxes.