Saudi Entrepreneur Announces New Invention. "TAP" The Alcohol Patch. After decades of research and development Saudi Entrepreneur Sheik Ziggy Von Firkendork announced the commencement of Human Trials in Manunda, Australia, for The Alcohol Patch. "What this Patch does is revolutionise Alcohol and Substance Abuse Treatments, world-wide. You simply apply a patch (TAP) and you no longer have a Drinking Problem at all. You never feel the urge to drink again, basically because you are off your face 24 hours a day. Responding to substance abuse among our youth, we hope to continue the roll out of this new technology with, next month, The Flakka Patch (TFP) at various Youth Party Gatherings at Gilligans Night Club in the CBD of Cairns." Dr Von Firkendork went on to praise the success of his previous invention, the Vibrating Bunsen Burner with Rotating Head and Pearl Bird Attachment" in making more Australian women interested in a career in Science. Recent photo of Dr Von Firkendork (Courtesy of Dan Murphy):

Saudi Entrepreneur Announces New Invention.

"TAP" The Alcohol Patch.
After decades of research and development Saudi Entrepreneur Sheik Ziggy Von Firkendork announced the commencement of Human Trials in Manunda, Australia, for The Alcohol Patch.
"What this Patch does is revolutionise Alcohol and Substance Abuse Treatments, world-wide. You simply apply a patch (TAP) and you no longer have a Drinking Problem at all. You never feel the urge to drink again, basically because you are off your face 24 hours a day. Responding to substance abuse among our youth, we hope to continue the roll out of this new technology with, next month, The Flakka Patch (TFP) at various Youth Party Gatherings at Gilligans Night Club in the CBD of Cairns."
Dr Sheik Von Firkendork went on to praise the success of his previous invention, the "Vibrating Bunsen Burner with Rotating Head and Pearl Bird Attachment" in making more Australian women interested in a career in Science.
Recent photo of Dr Von Firkendork at his company's Corporate Headquarters and Spa in the Marshall Islands (Photo Courtesy of Dan Murphy):

In its very special bloke-way, this holiday over the past 8-9 days has been the second best holidays in my whole life. I have stared at the wall, not gone out, slept heaps, watched Star Trek (Series One) over and over again. It is my idea of MINDFULNESS. My best holiday in this same genre was in 1985 when I spent a month surfing and drinking champagne on Sydney's Northern Beaches, and that's all I did. It was great. It prepared me well for the next 40 years or so. Tomorrow I will start thinking again, and starting to deal with all the various complexities of life...but, goodness me, this has been a great time.

The China/North Korea bond is complex. Yes, Imperial China did give full legal independence to The Whole of Korea some centuries ago. Still the family and business links remain alive and well, especially in the border region between China and North Korea. Many tens of thousands of Koreans escaped from both North and South Korea during the Korean war, and settled in the China border region with the hundreds of thousands of Koreans who have always lived there and are well and truly Chinese citizens with very strong kinship ties to Korea. Woe be to any power on earth, Chinese Govt or others, who seek to break up the Chinese family, held together very effectively by Chinese women.The bond is made of struggle, war, motherhood, kinship and is made of human living blood, past, present and future.

The China/North Korea bond is complex. Yes, Imperial China did give full legal independence to The Whole of Korea some centuries ago. Still the family and business links remain alive and well, especially in the border region between China and North Korea. Many tens of thousands of Koreans escaped from both North and South Korea during the Korean war, and settled in the China border region with the hundreds of thousands of Koreans who have always lived there and are well and truly Chinese citizens with very strong kinship ties to Korea. Woe be to any power on earth, Chinese Govt or others, who seek to break up the Chinese family, held together very effectively by Chinese women.The bond is made of struggle, war, motherhood, kinship and is made of human living blood, past, present and future.

Another photo of Russian Hackers proving Clinton's fears are realistic

The Editor of The Cairns Post, Mr Dan Murphy, said the newspaper was a strong bastion of comunity support, journalistic integrity and ethical excellence and that there was no truth in the rumour that the newspaper was influenced by the massive advertising revenues from the alcohol industry. He then went on to note this week's specials at their Smithfield store.

Dan's Mum, Matilda Murphy, incensed by media reports of her son's collusion with The Cairns Post:

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Just having a nice day at home bleaching my 33,000 emails regarding my Saudi Arabian piano-accordion lessons... just so the Russians don't get them...la la la la de da....nothin to see here

Just having a nice day at home bleaching my 33,000 emails regarding my Saudi Arabian piano-accordion lessons... just so the Russians don't get them...la la la la de da....nothin to see here