Mrs Fitz and I live very happily together and travel a mile or 3000 miles extremely well together, but this box-packing-moving-house-business is a trial, for sure, perhaps as it should be. Now, I'm not going to talk about the defined precincts within the new Melbourne abode for her mandarin language teaching area and my OCD writing area etc...but that will work out just fine too. Now all we need to do is finish the packing up, not talk about those things now...and get there. All these things will work out okay and the only trial in the future I can see coming is when we actually arrive at the Melbourne address...the first out of the car will decide what goes where, which is fine because I will have hand-cuffed her ankles to the car seat well before then anyway. The Nissan Navara D22 2015 Dual Cab Ute has specific hand and foot cuff points fitted to the front passenger seat, and as she does not drive a manual vehicle...well...and, anyway, It is my job, as a man, to be rational and to think ahead...

Mrs Fitz and I live very happily together and travel a mile or 3000 miles extremely well together, but this box-packing-moving-house-business is a trial, for sure, perhaps as it should be.

Now, I'm not going to talk about the defined precincts within the new Melbourne abode for her mandarin language teaching area and my OCD writing area etc...but that will work out just fine too. Now all we need to do is finish the packing up, not talk about those things now...and get there.

All these things will work out okay and the only trial in the future I can see coming is when we actually arrive at the Melbourne address...the first out of the car will decide what goes where, which is fine because I will have hand-cuffed her ankles to the car seat well before then anyway. The Nissan Navara D22 2015 Dual Cab Ute has specific hand and foot cuff points fitted to the front passenger seat, and as she does not drive a manual vehicle...well...and, anyway, It is my job, as a man, to be rational and to think ahead...

Interestingly, noting the packing up of the giant 6ft by 4ft calligraphy noting the war of the 3 Kingdoms of China; initially China was 300 states, then 30, then 3, and now one. That was a lot of work over many centuries, but always with the same notion...unity. Although the West would like it all to go backwards...I doubt they'll be going back to 300 any time soon. Give it 300 years at least.

Notice from Sweden: The Official Nobel Prize for Hoarders of the Year Award goes to the Wang-Fitzpatrick consortium in Earlville, Queensland. They will be unable to attend the Prize Ceremony this year due to all the fucking baggage.

Crikey, nearly, in passing, put my hand into the 1945 brass fan from Thailand...don't do it John, self harm is not on the agenda. We just found a big box from 3 years ago full of backpacks and...bags in the study. Now, should be throw away the box and put stuff in the bags or just take the box of bags? Life's critical problems.

Now, to have a smoke on the balcony...as Mrs Fitz has banned this inside the house...as she damn well should. Tis a filthy habit indeed. Mind you, I am not one to be complaining about her bees-waxing the lawn, as Mr Thomas noted, just to make the birds slip.

Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

Ten more packing boxes, medium size, pretty well perfect for the 400 kilograms of Flakka and the 400 kilograms of Chop-Chop we'll be carrying to pay for the journey to Melbourne. Life is a Mindful Balance of many tings.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3. It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten. 2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one) Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting. As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy." I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there. Keep the Faith! I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.

COUNTDOWN TO DAY ZERO: +3.

It is quite handy living within 40 metres of a Storage place that sells packing boxes. Another ten.

2 Guinness from the nearby bottle shop purchased solely so I could also get a free box to pack things in. (Not even I believed that one)

Listening to that dirge of a song on the radio "I wasn't Expecting That." Do you know this song?...I had sex, then had a baby, I wasn't expecting that...they cut out the cancer but the cancer came back, I wasn't expecting that." Makes me wonder what the fuck this clown was expecting.

As my darling Father, Billy Fitzpatrick, the former Jesuit, noted to me years ago "T'ain't all beer and skittles, Johnny Boy."

I hope my Da is enjoying Heaven and I'm sure he is... as long as he is in that part separated from everyone who isn't Irish Catholic from County Cork, and as long as there are no Kellys there.

Keep the Faith!

I also checked the letter box again, not a good idea. I put the envelope that looked like it had a bill in it in Mrs Fitz's Honda car about to go on the slow train to Melbourne town. Have a look next year.