Friday 10 August 2018

girls

Once I was infatuated with this beautiful lady who had a bit of OCD in that she had the cereal boxes in the cupboard lined up in alphabetical order and knew the weight of each box so, when her son came by, she could tell by how he replaced the cereal container which one he had used and by lifting the box could tell how much he ate on a gram level.
I thought, wow, baby, if you and I get together, we could destroy the world.

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